总结“江仁俊”把妹8招必杀技
2014-08-21 电影香气
Translation to English by J Ong, thank you!
上周《香气》刚刚上映,小编已经迫不及待的冲进电影院抢先饱了眼福,影片中男女主角的跨国恋情,也让小编获益匪浅啊。下面就来和大家分享一下,影片中男主角江仁俊的把妹8大招。如何在连语言都不通的情况下,把到人人仰慕的女神!!
Last week, "Scent" started screening. Little Editor could wait to rush in to watch the movie to enjoy "eye feast", the movie's lead actor and actress cross national love story allows me to benefit and learn a lot from the movie. To share with all, below is a summary of Kang In-joon's 8 killer moves to win his lady's heart. This is how you win over a Goddess, who is admired by many, despite the language barrier ! !
第一招,常驻女神家(就算不能常驻也要常串门)俗话说不入虎穴焉得虎子?
Move #1, always station yourself in the Goddess' home (even if you cannot always station in her home, you should often drop into her home). As the sayings go, if you don't enter the tiger lair, you can't capture the tiger cubs (if nothing venture, nothing gain).
第二招,起的比鸡早,女神还没睡醒,早餐就已经摆上了桌。
Move #2, wake up earlier than the cockerel, while the Goddess is still sleeping, have the breakfast ready and placed on the table.
第三招,亲手调配女神的专享咖啡;让女神能精神充沛一整天。
Move #3, Personally concoct Goddess favourite drink; let Goddess feel refresh the whole day.
第四招,要搞定女神,先搞定闺蜜。下午,闺蜜们来做客,负责甜品供应。
Move #4, To overcome the Goddess must first overcome her girlfriends. In the afternoon, when her girlfriends come to visit, prepare and serve desserts.
第五招,家务活神马的我全包。朋友们都走后,独自一人收拾被弄乱的家。
Move #5, Do all the laborious houseworks. When all her friends left, tidy up the house alone.
而女神,只需用舒舒服服的——监工。
As for Goddess, she just need to sit down and relax ------- to claim credit.
第六招,上的厅堂,下得厨房,傍晚,乖乖的在厨房为女神做晚餐。
Move #6, Able to present well in social scene, also able to cook well, in the evening, quietly prepare dinner in the kitchen for the Goddess.
第七招,花前月下,是谈情说爱的好时机,晚饭后,推着女神出来愉快的玩耍。
Move #7, under the moonlight and amidst the flowers, is a good time to do love talk, after a dinner, bring the Goddess out for some fun.
第八招,夜深了,要矜持的绅士的坚决把床留给女神睡,自觉滚到沙发,缩成一团球。
Move #8, When night falls, be gentlemanly with firm reservation to let the Goddess sleep on the (warm) bed while (you) sleep on the sofa, curled in a ball with a thin blanket.
当然,如果你以为做这些就只是为了当好男仆,那就太肤浅了,一看你就没把过妹子。。。
Of course, if you think that doing this is just to be a good man-servant, that is too superficial, and (one) can see (you have) never conquered a girl。。。
这叫先苦后甜,先霸占女神的沙发,再霸占女神的床。。。屌丝们学会了没?
This is called "to taste bitterness first then sweetness later" (ie to enjoy the fruit of one's labour), first conquer the Goddess' sofa then conquer her bed 。。。have you master them, dear fans?
Of course, if you think that doing this is just to be a good man-servant, that is too superficial, and (one) can see (you have) never conquered a girl。。。
这叫先苦后甜,先霸占女神的沙发,再霸占女神的床。。。屌丝们学会了没?
This is called "to taste bitterness first then sweetness later" (ie to enjoy the fruit of one's labour), first conquer the Goddess' sofa then conquer her bed 。。。have you master them, dear fans?
掌握了这8招必杀技,小伙伴离女神的距离就又近了一步,还没学会的同学,赶紧买电影票去影院里现学吧。
After mastering the 8 killer moves, the distance between the Goddess and yourself shall move a step closer. For those who still hasn't master the moves, better quickly buy a movie ticket to learn on the spot from the movie "Scent".
credit : weibo.com,thanks!
Lovely & Funny!^^ Thanks J! I confess that I'm waiting for someone to help translated this article for long time but know I have to be patient! And it's really worth waiting for!^^
ReplyDeleteU r welcome. Long time??? oops! I've not been sourcing for articles from weibo lately..... hehehehe.... busy time of the year....^^ just let me know by email & i'll translate when I'm free, k?
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